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December 23, 2016 / Posted by:

This bow of pure and potent elegance from ASOS!

Since I know you were planning to go to midnight mass on Christmas Eve, trash whatever you were planning to wear, because here is a fashionable work of demure sophistication that is tasteful, conservative, festive and extremely respectable.  In fact, many religion historians will tell you that this is what Mary really wore during the birth of Jesus. (My Catholic abuelita is really going to chancleta me in the mouth for that one.) I also hear that Shauna Sand wore this in white to her first wedding. It’s that classic and genteel.

As Racked points out, ASOS is selling a stunningly delicate coochie-splitting lingerie thing from Bluebella. You may be thinking to yourself that there’s no way you can afford such a luxurious-looking piece of cloth, but it’s actually only $25, which is not a lot of money for something that will make you look like a ten billion dollar goddess of elegance. Many a cheap trick will try to replicate this opulent look using an old torn sheet, a plastic picnic tablecloth or scrap fabric from Jo-Ann and it’ll probably look exactly like this, but it still won’t be from ASOS, so judge them accordingly.

And Melania Trump is probably going to wear this to the Inauguration. I mean, it is a pussy bow of sorts.

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