The Love Story Of Our Time Is Over Before It Even Started
File this under: Shit you can talk to your 10-year-old cousin about while the other adults are fighting about politics on Christmas Day.
Our faith in true love was restored a few days ago when completely organic pictures of 19-year-old Bella Thorne (star of Boo! A Madea Halloween) and 24-year-old Charlie Puth (the toddler-faced crooner who is responsible for that One Call Away song) came out. The certified natural pictures were of Bella and Charlie looking like a couple on the beach as she gifted the eyes of beachgoers with her three-cent Pretty Woman cosplay glamour. But sadly, their days of doing staged photo-ops are behind them, because they’re over. I know, I can’t believe I’m writing about them again either. But it was either them or that other fake couple (Blob & Chinet).
Bella was dating Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf, and yesterday she tweeted a picture of them from the olden days (read: like five seconds ago):
Taking a trip down memory lane ✨? pic.twitter.com/tx2W6n6D4a
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) December 22, 2016
Charlie apparently found out that Bella is still with Tyler and tweeted out a river of raw emotions. Charlie is giving up Bella because he’s not about to fight another dude over a contract girlfriend.
I can’t believe what I’m reading. No one should have their heart messed with like this, and I’m not going to be in the middle of it. I don’t know Tyler personally, but I know he shouldn’t be treated this way. She told me she was not with him anymore. This is all news to me. I want nothing but peace for all, I’m just removing myself from this.
Bella denied that she’s a cheating hussy tramp and said that she and Tyler broke up like two whole weeks ago, okay?
Ty and I have been broken up for like over two weeks and charlie and I ARENT DATING we are friends. That article was written forever ago.
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) December 22, 2016
I know that Bella is new to the game of trainwreck antics, so I’m going to give her a pass this time, but she really played it all wrong. I mean, getting dumped on Twitter? She could’ve milked this situation for at least 3 posts on TMZ. Bella should’ve arranged for Charlie to “catch” her and Tyler together at a club, and after they all break out into a fight, she should’ve started throwing glasses, which would’ve gotten her arrested and earned her glamorous mug shot number one! Oh, Lindsay Lohan, please take Bella under your freckled fame whore wing and show her how it’s done. The future of Hollywood messiness depends on it!
Pic: Splash