Kris Jenner throws a tacky-ass Christmas party every year, and this year she had a really tough decision when it came to making out the guest list. No, not whether Satan gets a plus-one (he never does – Kris would get too jealous). Kris didn’t know whether to invite her son’s baby mother Blac Chyna. Angela Kardashi-in-her-dreams and Rob Kardashian spent the weekend laying the plot-line groundwork for Rob & Chyna Season 2 on social media, and things got messy. If Kris invited Blac Chyna, she could orchestrate several awkward Chyna-Rob reunion selfies and get tons of attention. If Kris didn’t invite Chyna, it would trigger more drama and she’d get even more attention. Obviously Kris chose Option #2.
People says Blac Chyna’s name was left off the guest list, because the family doesn’t want anything to do with her now. They also want Rob to uninvite Chyna from his life.
“Rob’s family is trying to distance themselves from Chyna. They can’t stand the toxic relationship…It’s just come to the point when they think Rob is better off without being in a relationship with Chyna.”
A source goes on to say that they all still love baby Dream. Another source tells People that some of the Kardashians are waiting patiently for the moment Rob breaks up with Chyna for good so they can say, “We told you so.”
The Daily Mail seems to think that Kris is so done with Chyna that she’s resorted to sending not-so-subtle messages to her son’s fiancée through her accessories.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) December 22, 2016
I don’t know about that. That looks more like a self-portrait to me.
I know one person who is breathing a sigh of relief at that thought of Chyna not coming to the party, and it’s the man Kris hired to play Santa Claus. There’s only so many yoga ball-sized fake asses you can take sitting on your lap in one night before one of your femurs begins to buckle under the weight.