In 2013, Justin Bieber brought his hood rat stuff shenanigans to Buenos Aires when he allegedly got all Fat Sam in Bugsy Malone by ordering one of his goons (aka bodyguards) to beat up a paparazzo outside of a club. The police wanted to question him, but he and his bodyguard busted out of Argentina. In November 2014, a judge ordered the Biebes back to Buenos Aires for questioning, but since ain’t nobody gonna tell the leader of the Wild Boyz what to do, he dropped a rebel toddler fart on that request. The judge eventually issued a warrant in April 2015 and that messed with the Biebs’ planned stop in Argentina on his Purpose world tour. The warrant was later canceled. And that takes us today when the judge in Buenos Aires officially let the world know that they’re not done with the Biebs. They charged him. Great, tonight when Justin Bieber strolls into the club in his great auntie’s fur coat, he’s going to really puff up his chest something extra now that he’s an international criminal and shit.
TMZ says that Justin Bieber was indicted for ordering the beating on the pap and also stealing the pap’s money and camera. The Biebs’ side believes that the judge is just a Bieber-hater and is out to get him. His lawyers are planning to appeal the indictment, because they think that an appeals judge court with some sense will throw it out. A source, whose name most likely rhymes with Mustin Lieber, adds that the judge is ultimately hurting Argentina because Justin Bieber can SAVE THE ECONOMY!
“The judge is screwing his own country because Justin could infuse a huge amount of money into the economy.”
Justin Bieber’s Purpose tour is going to South America next year, but it’s skipping Argentina. He’ll be arrested if he steps foot in the country.
Yeah, I figured out Argentina’s game a long time ago. They’re doing what they gotta do to remain Bieber-free and I applaud them for that, but they shouldn’t feel too confident. Because all Justin Bieber has to do is act snotty toward one private jet pilot, and suddenly his plane will get redirected to Buenos Aires! “We’re counting on you, private jet pilots,” said every country except for Argentina since they’ll be stuck with him.
Here’s the Biebs topless running in L.A. yesterday. I also threw in pictures of him almost busting his ass. It’s my Christmas gift to you!