Night Crumbs
THE QUEEN probably approved of Meghan Markle when Meghan answered yes to the following questions: “Do you like Corgis? Will you snicker when THE QUEEN makes Camilla sit at the children’s table? And will you crank call Morrissey with THE QUEEN?” – Lainey Gossip
Peta Murgatroyd’s stylist must have gotten their dates mixed up and put her in her wedding day look for her baby shower – Reality Tea
If Tom Cruise called me the devil, I’d wear those horns proudly – Celebitchy
I read that as “Jose Canseco Naked For Some Photographer” and then felt disappointment when I learned the truth – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Their love of hating Donald Trump brought Samantha Bee and Glenn Beck together – The Superficial
You can laugh at this stuck pussy all you want, but before you do, tell yourself this: Aren’t we all just a pussy stuck under a bed called life? – OMG Blog
Okay, Tom Arnold, but you could have video of Trump setting fire to a basket of kittens and his followers still wouldn’t care – Towleroad
Joan Smalls got sexy with bendable glow sticks for that LOVE Advent thing – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip
“Oh, how I love America and all of its quaint little sloppily-dressed people” – Natalie Portman in every picture – Popoholic
Khlozilla’s current dude made a baby with somebody else and that baby is here now – WWTDD
Chonies: Here’s Kristen Stewart’s maybe-piece modeling a lot of them – Hollywood Tuna
Another year, another opportunity for the Rock and Rock Hall of Fame to do Martika wrong by not inducting her – Boy Culture
Panty Creamer of the Day: Hugh Jackman’s wet, hairy nipples – Just Jared
Leave it to Lena Dunham to make conservatives and liberals bond over their love of hating the dumb shit she says – Popsugar
How did the walls not fall over from being knocked over by the sheer glamour of Donna Mills and Dame Joan Collins? – SOW
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