When the kids aren’t screaming over the drama between that one who left Fifth Harmony and the other Harmonies (translation for the oldies: it’s like Ginger leaving the Spice Girls, I think), they’re brain-burping up giant question marks over LiLo-in-training (copyright: Pop Culture Died in 2009) and my favorite ginger teen mess Bella Thorne doing a couple-y photo-op with Charlie Puth on a beach in Miami. If you’re an old who’s brain-burping up a giant question mark over the name “Charlie Puth,” he’s the Nickelodeon-ized Andy Samberg/Sam Smith hybrid who is responsible for causing Marvin Gaye’s body to roll into a pile of skeleton dust.
During this year, Bella Thorne has gone from Gregg Sulkin to her brother’s ex-girlfriend to gay-for-likes attention whore Tyler Posey to now this crooning fetus. At Y100’s Jingle Ball in Sunrise, FL over the weekend, LiLo Jr. did the international sign for pussy-eating while posing next to Charlie. (Either Bella is letting us know that she’s about to lick up that boy puss or she has no idea what that means.) And the next day, 19-year-old Bella covered herself in day-shift lot lizard glamour to do a good old-fashioned pap shoot with 25-year-old Charlie on the beach. That practical beach ensemble has catapulted Bella into the icons of elegance universe with Shauna Sand.
Bella Thorne is now hooking up with Charlie Puth? I didn't even know she split from Tyler Posey ? pic.twitter.com/XadITbEWTP
— bella vita (@drugproblem) December 19, 2016
As for if Tyler Posey knows that his regular pap stroll partner is now working the pap stroll with another, who knows, but Bella did tweet this today:
I'm the glue between the two ?????
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) December 20, 2016
Does that mean they’re in a threesome relationship together? Or does that mean Tyler and Charlie are Marvin Gaye-ing it up together and Bella is doing double beard duty? I don’t speak *~deep teen~*, so will someone translate?