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This ICONIC (in my head, but it really is) Andre Champagne commercial starring Zsa Zsa Gabor!

Everyone who looked in the mirror this morning probably saw ten loads of dull and homely looking back at them and that’s because glamour and beauty doesn’t exist anymore now that Zsa Zsa Gabor is gone. (Although, Joan Collins is still here, and I better shut the fuck up before 2016 gets any ideas.)  But while Zsa Zsa may be gone, the glamour she left us will live on forever on the internet (or until Donald Trump shuts down most of the internet and only allows the site DonaldTrumpIsTheGreatest.yuge to exist).

During the start of the greatest decade that ever was, the 1980s, elegance joined forces with elegance when Zsa Zsa Gabor did a commercial for Andre (via Retro Junk). Zsa Zsa only drank the sparkling tears of her ex-husbands and brands of champagne us peasants can’t pronounce, but in the 1980s she was charitable enough to make the poors feel as opulent as her by starring in an Andre commercial. If Zsa Zsa peed, her piss would cost more than Andre, so this gorgeous commercial was truly an act of charity, she also wore those fabric tire sleeves like no other!

Let’s all raise a glass of Andre (I know you keep a bottle in the veggie drawer of your refrigerator) and toast to Zsa Zsa!