FoxHol Took Their Love To Mexico

December 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above working a pair of succulent chest calzones at a Sirius event in the olden days of 2007, Jamie Foxx reportedly spent the weekend in Mexico lying down on a lounger as his secret lovah Katie Holmes did tequila shots off of his tits. That’s what UsWeekly says anyway.

Like Thetans and Tom Cruise’s sanity, FoxHol is a thing that some people say exists but we haven’t seen that much proof. Jamie and Katie reportedly started doing it in 2013, and after a dozen tabloid stories about how they got secret married and bareback fucked their way to a secret baby or two, sources said that they were over. But that break-up rumor was snuffed out and now UsWeekly is saying that they’re still together.

Katie’s birthday was on December 18th and sources say that Jamie took her to Cabo to celebrate. They took a private jet from Van Nuys, CA to Mexico and checked into the Las Ventanas al Paraíso resort. The source added that FoxHol wanted to keep their stay on the shush and practically never left their luxurious suite.

“They stayed in one of the most private suites at the hotel, separate from other guests and entered by a small path. They wanted to be very discreet and had everything delivered to their room and taken care of by a personal butler. Suri was not with them.”

Jamie and Katie may be so good at keeping it on the down-low (“I heard he’s always been real good at keeping it on the down-low,” whispered those gay blind items) because she and Tommy allegedly agreed to not publicly date anyone for 5 years. Katie agreed to it in exchange for a quickie divorce. That agreement supposedly expires in 2017. If all of that is true, then on the day that contract expires, I fully expect Tommy to marry robot beard wife #4 as Katie Holmes does naked cartwheels down the street while screaming about how she’s fucking Jamie Foxx.

And here’s a few pictures of Katie in NYC a couple of weeks ago. I hope that Katie didn’t wear those (maybe) clip-on bangs in Mexico and if she didn’t, I hope Suri used that opportunity to throw those clip-on bangs into the fire pit out back.

Pics: Getty, Splash

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