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December 18, 2016 / Posted by:

The dog who’s an idol to all of us lazies!

Since I am a subscriber to the lazy way of life, I’ve had a Roomba for years and the first time I ran it in my apartment, my dog wasn’t having it. He barked at that stranger trick and tried to stop it. My guess is that he saw Roomba eating up fallen crumbs from the kitchen floor and didn’t like that some loud, rude and ugly asshole came into his house to eat up the fallen scraps he could’ve eaten up. I should’ve filmed one of his fights and sent it to the Planet Earth people, because footage of a domesticated chihuahua battling a Roomba over crumbs IS the pure definition of modern-day survival! My dog is used to Roomba now. They’re not friends or anything, but he lets it do its thing.

But he’s nowhere near as comfortable with Roomba as Gauge the puppy is. Gauge’s human recorded important video of him not even trying to get out of the sleeping position when Roomba came by to do its job. Not only does Gauge not let Roomba fuck with his lounging time, but at first, it seems like he’s into Roomba bumping up against his body. It’s like a massage! But when Roomba gets a little too close to his down-low area, Gauge finally gets up and looks at Roomba like, “Bitch, do I look like John Travolta?

Behold, a lazy idol to all of us lazies!

I would bow down to my lazy king of the moment, but I’m too lazy to even do that. And since we know cats to be Roomba whisperers, I wouldn’t be surprised if that Roomba is working for them and is taking Gauge’s measurements for a dog suit that will be used in the cat vs. dog war. It always comes back to the cat vs. dog war.

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