Last month, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt showed the people that under those Botox-infused sweetheart faces and chipper smiles are two pet-abandoning monsters of evil!!!! Pete sees it, because if that isn’t a look that says, “Fake ass bitch, I know your kind…”
Back in 2011, Chris Pratt was called out after he gave his cat away on Twitter, because apparently the pussy was old and was caca’ing all over the place. Anna was trying to get pregnant at the time so they were afraid of toxoplasmosis. Then last month, the owner of the Kinder4Rescue animal shelter in North Hollywood, CA shit on Anna Faris for giving away the chihuahua she adopted from them. Anna adopted Pete the Chihuahua from the shelter 5 years ago, and eventually gave him to a new home. Pete was found on the streets last month looking as crappy as Passengers‘ reviews. Pete was apparently emaciated. He was taken a vet who checked his microchip, which showed that he’s registered to both Anna Faris and Kinder4Rescue. At the time that Pete was found looking down and out, Anna and Chris were out of town, but they were working on sending someone to pick the dog up from the shelter. That didn’t happen.
When Anna adopted Pete from Kinder4Rescue, she signed a contract agreeing to pay the shelter a $5,000 penalty if she gave him away without telling them. Many shelters want the human to give the pooch back to them so they can re-home him. Anna burped up this statement in November explaining that they gave Pete away after learning their newborn son was allergic to him:
“Five years ago I adopted an adorable Chihuahua named Pete, from the Kinder4Rescue Animal Rescue. Unfortunately when our son was born, we discovered that he was allergic to Pete, so I found what I thought was a loving and responsible family to care for him,” the actress explains.
My agreement with the animal rescue required me to contact them first before allowing another family to take Pete in. I failed to do this, and for that I am deeply sorry. I now understand the dangers of giving animals away for free.”
TMZ says that Anna and Chris did pay the $5,o00 penalty. But neither the Faris-Pratts nor Pete’s second family came to bail him out of that shelter. Pete is still there, waiting for a new home.
Most of the time I’m glad that dogs can’t talk, because if they could, my dog would keep me up all night by screaming at me to take him out to piss, give him a late-night snack and order me to help him dig at the damn sheets so he can get comfortable. But in this case, I wish dogs could talk, because then Pete could expose Anna and Chris in paid tell-all interviews and buy his own house.
Here’s Anna and her upgraded engagement ring at the ceremony for Ryan Reynold’s bought-and-paid for Hollywood Walk of Fame star.