Goldie Hawn hasn’t been in a movie since 2002’s The Banger Sisters, which is beyond shameful. But Goldie Hawn is finally back.
The official trailer for Amy Schumer’s latest “Wah, I’m a mess!” movie, Snatched, was released today. If you’re looking at that screengrab above and wondering if it’s a spiritual sequel to Snatch starring living Gerald Scarfe drawings, it’s not. Goldie and Amy play a mother and daughter who go on vacation to South America, where shit immediately goes down after Amy meets a hot guy at a bar. They get kidnapped by South American gangsters. It’s like Trainwreck meets How Stella Got Her Groove Back meets the Bolivian part of Scarface, all wrapped up in a package that will make you want to take a shower. They’re so grimy-looking in this movie.
We already got a sneak peek at Amy and Goldie in Snatched, thanks to their Formation parody video. But now we have a bit more to work with than just Amy and Goldie looking like a rode-hard mother-daughter truck stop team.
Okay, so they still end up looking like a mother-daughter truck stop team. But not completely. After all, would a veteran hooker ever do this?
Spitting out something you think might be whale cum? I believe that’s what’s known in the biz as “losing $20.“