“It means that they’re probably still fucking, you dumb bitch,” said anybody with at least half-a-working brain cell, including Dramatic Chipmunk’s cracked-out squirrel cousin who’s in the middle of them.
A year ago, a tiny ESCANDALO was born when Diane Kruger was spotted by a source making out and straddling Norman Reedus at a bar in NYC. Diane was still with Joshua Jackson at the time. Other sources said at the time that the story was made of lies, because Diane’s tongue wasn’t anywhere near Norman’s tongue and they were at the bar with the director who directed them in the movie Sky.
Diane could’ve said that she was just helping out her man’s show The Affair by doing a little guerrilla marketing for it. Or she could’ve said that she wasn’t humping on Norman. She was doing the Heimlich maneuver on a greasy homeless drifter who choked on a piece of the sandwich she gave him outside of the bar. It’s an easy mistake to make. But neither Diane or Norman said anything. Diane and Norman later awkwardly posed together at a screening for their movie, and they were both at Rosetta Getty’s July 4th party in Tuscany. Two weeks after that party, Diane and Joshua announced that they were done after 10 years. And here we are…
Diane went to the shampoo hater’s photo exhibit, which was in support of his book The Sun’s Coming Up… Like a Big Bald Head at Galerie Hors Champs in Paris last night. I’ve never been to the Whore Champs gallery, but it’s now my favorite gallery. Diane has a place in Paris, so she could’ve just been stopping by as a friend. Or they’re really boning full-time. That’s probably the case, but we’ll know for sure if a source tells Page Six or The Daily Mail that Diane reeked of RAID and RID, because after fucking the fleas and lice off of Norman, she probably has to shower in that shit.
And here’s more of Diane, Norman and his art. I love the one of Sugar Bush Squirrel and Johnny Knoxville’s skater park trash can baby.