It’s been seven years since Nancy Meyers made It’s Complicated. As someone who is a big fan of watching well-off people in their sixties wearing a variety of casual sweaters get their grove back, this story will hold me over until a sequel.
Page Six says that four-time divorcees Christie Brinkley and David Foster were seen on a date Wednesday night at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar in NYC. They later went to a jazz club and were seen “looking cozy.” I need to know if they looked cozy because they were both wearing off-white turtleneck sweaters. It’s critical to me believing in the Nancy Meyers-ness of it all. The source says that at one point, Christie was pulled on stage and played drums with the band. Oh my god, this is a movie! I bet it’s called Uptown Woman.
Christie and David reportedly met at the Apollo in the Hamptons benefit, the one Casper Smart stupidly bailed on this summer.
I really want Christie Brinkley and David Foster take this all the way to a wedding, if only because I would love to see what would happen after their inevitable divorce. Christie showed us this summer that she could be just as messy as any real housewife when she blasted a rock-pisser outside her house in the Hamptons with hose water. I like to picture that Christie and Yolanda would call up Linda Thompson and convince her to join them in a reality show called The Former Mrs. Davids Club. Oh shit, I’m mixing up my middle-aged women movies, aren’t I?