That’s Jennifer Lawrence Pissing Behind Her Mom, Because Duh!

December 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is out there pimping another movie, so you know what that means? It’s time for another round of Jennifer Lawrence ass burping up quirky tales of her puking and pissing antics. JLaw telling piss stories while promoting Passengers is actually pretty fitting, because according to early reviews, that shit should be flushed and forgotten.

Fresh off from telling the offensive story about how her ass destroyed sacred rocks in Hawaii,  JLaw was on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Tuesday night, and while sitting next to alleged Uber driver slapper T.J. Miller, she told an OMGSORELATABLEOMG that’s only relatable to dogs, Bear Grylls and uncouth babies. JLaw’s friends should maybe get her a Fisher-Price Fun To Learn Potty for Christmas, because it seems like she’s pissing everywhere except a toilet (see: Jennifer Lawrence Pisses In Sinks and this post).

JLaw sent in that picture above of her squatting behind her mom who was holding a glass of white wine (not pictured above). JLaw’s mom must have wondered why the sprinklers were going off at that time of night, because her daughter was giving a G-rated solo golden showers show on the lawn behind her. How déclassé! If she was too lazy to go into the house, she should’ve pissed over a drain on the patio like a truly refined drunk does it! JLaw pissed this out about that touching Kim Kardashian-approved picture:

“She has no idea, no clue. I went to pee and my friend got the phone because she knew I was peeing and then we both decided to leave my mom out of it.”

The next time Jennifer Lawrence’s mom drinks white wine in front of her daughter, she’s going to sniff her glass something extra. Because who knows what her daughter will do for the sake of a funny story to tell on a late-night talk show.

But really, a piss story? That’s child’s play. I am highly disappointed that JLaw didn’t pull a Jenny Slate by purposefully shitting her pants while singing The Diarrhea Song next to James Corden during a segment called Carpoo Karaoke. Step up your grossness, JLaw!

And here’s pictures from last night’s L.A. premiere of Passengers including some of pet abandoners Chris Patt and Anna Faris and JLaw who worked a heart-shaped bleeding heart nipple attached to a Dior wedding dress made out of window sheers and a straitjacket.

Pics: Wenn.com

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