Anna Wintour Met With Donald Trump Too

December 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Kanye West wasn’t the only PR prop who was paraded in front of reporters at Trump Tower yesterday. Anna Wintour, whose magazine Vogue endorsed Hillary Clinton and who helped HRC choose some of those pantsuits, also paid a visit to the gold tower to kiss the ring. If you didn’t think we were doomed before, then you must think that now since it looks like Donald Trump is using the dark powers of the Illuminati and the Death Eaters to take control over America, and then the world! Kunty Karl is probably sitting in the waiting room at Trump Tower as I type this….

Just days before Anna met with Trump, she mouth farted out an apology for talking trash about his foundation. The Mirror said that Anna was on a packed train in NYC and she was overheard saying that the Trump Foundation does nothing and that he’s going to use the presidency to build his brand and make more money. Anna supposedly tucked her tail in and dribbled out a sorry.

“I immediately regretted my comments, and I apologise. I hope that President-elect Trump will be a successful president for us all”.

There’s two prolapse-inducing shocking revelations in that story. The first one is that Anna Wintour takes the train! If it wasn’t for Anna’s apology, I’d assume that The Mirror’s source mistook a snobby subway rat in a Dutch boy wig for Anna. The second one is that Anna seems kind of scared of Trump. Anna wouldn’t blink an eye if Satan himself lunged at her, but yet she’s on her knees, bowing down to Trump? Hold me tight and don’t let go, because that shit has left me scared.

ABC News producer Candace Smith tweeted that sources say Anna met with Trump for about 30 minutes and they talked about all sorts of issues.

One of the issues they talked about was probably Anna Wintour’s insolence against Trump during the election and he will spare her from punishment if she puts his First Lady (Ivanka Trump, not Melania) on every cover of Vogue next year. The next issue was probably hair advice. No, Trump didn’t want hair advice from Anna. He gave her hair advice. Anna is like a negative 4 with that Little Lord Fauntleroy mop. But if she got long blond extensions, she’d be like a 5! And she’d be a full-on 10 if she wore an Ivanka Trump mask.

Pic: Wenn.com

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