Hot Slut Of The Day!
McDonald’s holiday McCafe cup that let you know that yes, you deserve a break today and that break involves putting your mouth on a spread-open ass!
McDonald’s saw Starbucks’ dumb cup controversy and raised ’em some fuck-ready spread butt cheeks. Starbucks’ cup non-scandal is a Venti who gives a fuck compared to what McDonald’s accidentally (uh huh) served up this holiday season. McCafe’s new holiday kept went viral over the weekend after writer (and my favorite artiste of the moment) Sam Sykes tweeted a picture of it. Some really thought that McDonald’s put one of my locked Grindr pics (aka a bent over, pasty spread-open ass) on their cup, but that was all the work of Sam Sykes who created that holiday assterpiece with a simple pen. Merry Assmas!
After McDonald’s semi-goatse cup went everywhere, they farted up a statement explaining that the picture on their cup is two mittens, you sucio bitches! It’s not a sketch of someone preparing their ass for a warm greeting:
“Our festive McCafé cups are of mittens not hands. The altered image circulating on social media is the result of someone getting a little cheeky and adding some hand-drawing to a cup.”
This is what the McCafe cups really look like and please, that sneaky bitch Ronald McDonald knew what he was doing.
December is here! Get in the spirit with a McCafé Peppermint Mocha! pic.twitter.com/tUzVWY8vnM
— McD's Savannah (@McD_Savannah) December 1, 2016
And really, Sam’s version makes more sense since McDonald’s coffee tastes like it came out of an ass.
Pic: @SamSykesSwears