The Nominations For The 2017 Golden Globes Are Out, And All Together Now: LILY COLLINS?!

December 12, 2016 / Posted by:

The nominations for the 74th Annual Watch Movie And TV Tricks Get Drunk On Champagne Ceremony (aka the Golden Globes) were announced at the hour of the ungodly this morning, and the names and titles I expected to see were all on the list. You know, Moonlight, Manchestah By Da Sea, Loving, Jackie and that musical movie where Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone twirl, dance and sing. But then as I scrolled, my eyeballs read a name that I only thought I’d ever see on a list of Razzie nominations. I screamed out the name “LILY COLLINS” like Jessica Lange screaming “KNOTTY PINE!

Lily Collins got a nomination for Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture, Musical, Or Comedy for that Warren Beatty movie that looks a fake movie within a movie. Rules Don’t Apply flopped with critics and at the box office, so Lily Collins getting nominated for it should win the category of Funniest 2017 Golden Globe Nomination. (Jonah Hill got a nomination for War Dogs, so he’s the runner-up for Funniest 2017 Golden Globe Nomination.)

I probably won’t ever see Rules Don’t Apply, because I don’t hate myself that much, but I’m guessing that voters were hypnotized by the incredible performance that Lily Collins’ emoting caterpillar brows gave and that’s why they wrote her name down. I don’t blame them.

Lily Collins is up against Meryl Streep for Florence Foster Farms, so yeah, she already lost. Meryl’s name is already engraved on that trophy.

La La Land got the most movie nominations with 7, followed by Moonlight with 6 and Manchestah By Da Sea with 7. Tom Hanks was shut out. But Ryan Reynolds got a nom for DeadpoolAaron Taylor-Johnson got a nom instead of Michael Shannon (for Nocturnal Animals) and the 2017 Golden Globes are covered with a layer of azucar, because Mel “Sugar Tits” Gibson’s Hacksaw Ridge got 3 nominations.

And on the TV side, The People v. O.J. Simpson got nominated for EVERYTHING (5 nominations total) and behind it was The Night Manager (4 nominations). And woke robots are the new raping medieval knights, because Westworld got 3 nominations while Game of Thrones got 2.

All of the nominations are here, but most of them are after the cut. Again, LILY COLLINS!

Best Motion Picture, Drama
Moonlight
Manchester By the Sea
Lion
Hacksaw Ridge
Hell or High Water

Best Motion Picture, Musical Or Comedy
La La Land
20th Century Women
Sing Street
Florence Foster Jenkins
Deadpool

Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture, Drama
Isabelle Huppert, Elle
Natalie Portman, Jackie
Ruth Negga, Loving
Amy Adams, Arrival
Jessica Chastain, Miss Sloane

Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture, Musical Or Comedy
Emma Stone, La La Land
Annette Bening, 20th Century Women
Lily Collins, Rules Don’t Apply
Meryl Streep, Florence Foster Jenkins
Hailee Steinfeld, The Edge of Seventeen

Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture, Drama
Casey Affleck, Manchester By the Sea
Denzel Washington, Fences
Joel Edgerton, Loving
Andrew Garfield, Hacksaw Ridge
Viggo Mortensen, Captain Fantastic

Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Dev Patel, Lion
Jeff Bridges, Hell or High Water
Simon Helberg, Florence Foster Jenkins
Michael Shannon, Nocturnal Animals

Best Performance By Actress In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Michelle Williams, Manchester By the Sea
Viola Davis, Fences
Naomie Harris, Moonlight
Nicole Kidman, Lion
Octavia Spencer, Hidden Figures

Best Director, Motion Picture
Damien Chazelle, La La Land
Kenneth Lonergan, Manchester By the Sea
Barry Jenkins, Moonlight
Mel Gibson, Hacksaw Ridge
Tom Ford, Nocturnal Animals

Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture, Musical, Or Comedy
Ryan Gosling, La La Land
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Colin Farrell, The Lobster
Hugh Grant, Florence Foster Jenkins
Jonah Hill, War Dogs

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Manchester By the Sea
La La Land
Moonlight
Hell or High Water
Nocturnal Animals

Original Score, Motion Picture
Arrival
Lion
La La Land
Moonlight
Hidden Figures

Best Motion Picture, Animated
Kubo and the Two Strings
Moana
My life as a Zucchini
Sing
Zootopia

Best Original Song, Motion Picture
“Can’t Stop the Feeling,” Trolls
“City of Stars,” La La Land
“Faith,” Sing
“Gold,” Gold
“How Far I’ll Go,” Moana

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language
Divines, France
Elle, France
Neruda, Chile
The Salesman, Iran/France
Toni Erdmann, Germany

Best Television Series, Drama
The Crown
Game of Thrones
Stranger Things
This Is Us
Westworld

Best Television Series, Musical Or Comedy
Atlanta
Veep
Transparent
Black-ish
Mozart in the Jungle

Best Television Limited Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
American Crime
The Dresser
The Night Manager
The Night Of
The People vs. OJ Simpson

Best Performance By An Actor In A Television Series, Drama
Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Matthew Rhys, The Americans
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath

Best Performance By An Actor In A Television Series, Musical, Or Comedy
Donald Glover, Atlanta
Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
Gael Garcia Bernal, Mozart in the Jungle
Nick Nolte, Graves

Best Performance By An Actor In A Limited Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Riz Ahmed, The Night Of
Bryan Cranston, All The Way
Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager
John Turturro, The Night Of
Courtney B. Vance, The People v. O.J. Simpson

Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Series, Limited Series, Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Sterling K. Brown, The People v. O.J. Simpson
Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager
John Travolta, The People v. O.J. Simpson
Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
John Lithgow, The Crown

Best Performance By An Actress In A TV Series, Drama
Winona Ryder, Stranger Things
Claire Foy, The Crown
Evan Rachel Wood, Westworld
Catriona Balfe, Outlander
Keri Russell, The Americans

Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Series, Limited Series, Or Motion Picture Made for Television
Olivia Colman, The Night Manager
Lena Headey, Game of Thrones
Chrissy Metz, This Is Us
Mandy Moore, This Is Us
Thandie Newton, Westworld

Best Performance By An Actress In A Leading Role In A Series, Limited Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
Sarah Paulson, The People v. O.J. Simpson
Kerry Washington, Confirmation
Felicity Huffman, American Crime
Charlotte Rampling, London Spy
Riley Keough, The Girlfriend Experience

Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series, Musical, Or Comedy
Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Sarah Jessica Parker, Divorce
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Issa Rae, Insecure
Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin
Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish

Pic: 20th Century Fox

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