Pour some FitTea on the ground in remembrance and wrap yourself in a sasquatch fur blanket for comfort and support, because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom officially (OFFICIALLY!) filed for divorce in L.A. on Friday.
CNN (yes, CNN) broke the news to a saddened and stunned generation.
A Los Angeles judge has finalized the divorce of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.
Court documents ending their marriage were filed Friday, but they will not officially be single until December 17.
Just in time for Christmas! Khloe cited “irreconcilable differences” (translation – “I wanted to use him to keep mine and my family’s name in the press, he thought differently“) in her filing.
As part of the divorce agreement, their joint company Khlomar will be dissolved, according to the court documents. Both Kardashian and Odom waived spousal support. Her name will go back to Khloe Kardashian.
Their 2009 prenup is being honored by both sides. TMZ also agrees that things went pretty amicably.
She’s keeping her interest in DASH Boutique and he’s keeping his NBA 401(k) plan. They’d already sold their marital home, and Khloe’s keeping the Calabasas home where she currently lives.
Kris Jenner’s third tier ho (I could include a chart, but basically it goes Kum, the two younger plastics who have unfortunately surpassed Khloe, Khloe, and then the fatigued-looking one. Oh, and then poor Rob, too) set the divorce proceedings in motion back in May. She had previously filed to take an ax to her marriage in 2013, but then Lamar was found in a bad way in a Nevada whorehouse last October. Khloe called the divorce off and quickly lumbered to his bedside because she has the knurturing, healing instinct that all the Kardashians do. They were born to be healers. You don’t have that much plastic surgery done to your entire family and not collectively know about healing.
Hopefully, both of them can move on and find happiness. Khloe is currently linked with NBA player Tristan Thompson. But who knows how long that will last? Every tall black dude with an NBA kontrakt better hide his dick because Khlozilla is free, probably looking to mate, and going to need a love interest to use only once and destroy for the next season of KUWTK.