Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Gina Lolajupiter from the Miss Solar System episode of The Jetsons!

One of the best episodes of The Jetsons is the Miss Solar System one and that’s solely because it’s stuffed full of intergalactic glamour, beauty and talent! It has everything my kid gay self wanted in a cartoon episode: Jane Jetson modeling gorgeous fashions, hot accents, lounge-act singing and a beauty pageant!

It all starts with Jane buying a new dress and George barely paying attention to her because he’s too busy getting a leaky space boner for the extremely glamorous Gina Lolajupiter (voiced by Janet Waldo) who goes on an Ed Sullivan-type show to promote the Miss Solar System pageant. Like many of the glamorous lady beings in this episode, Gina Lolajupiter is a copy+paste Jane Jetson but with an eye job, a chin job, a cheek job, a flawlessly arched eyebrow situation and hair that has been teased up to the infinity and beyond. Gina also steals the episode by working the hell out of a dress that looks like a giant turban made out of coffee filters.

Jane decides to show George that she can be as glamorous as gorgeous as Gina (bitch wishes) and the Miss Solar System contestants, so she enters the contest without him knowing it and wears a masterful disguise (read: just an eye mask) as she croons out a space version of Won’t You Come Home Bill Bailey. Jane wins but is disqualified since she’s married to the only judge (George) and the title goes to Miss Mars. Both Miss Mars and Jane didn’t deserve that shit. That title clearly belonged to Miss Saturn for that otherworldly Zsa Zsa impersonation.

And it goes without typing, but the HSOTD runners-up are:

Miss Saturn!

Miss Mars!

Miss Comet!

Miss Big Dipper!

Miss Satellite!

And a mask-wearing Jane Jetson looking like she’s going to an Eyes Wide Shut party on Venus!

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