Boston The Boxer Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

December 9, 2016 / Posted by:

Even though there were several thousand write-in votes for Joan Collins (read: there were 4 write-in votes for Joan Collins and they came from my 4 different e-mail addresses), Boston the Boxer still managed to get enough votes to win the title of Hot Slut of November. Boston can now put his HSOTM trophy on his shelf of achievements next to the award he got for beating everybody at the Mannequin Challenge. (Note to Boston: There’s no such thing as a HSOTM trophy due to the fact that we have no budget. Our holiday party involves texting each other beer emojis. We can’t even afford the champagne bottle emoji.)

Boston the Boxer has become our 11th HSOTM of 2016 after winning 40% of the votes. Boston easily beat out Dickliner (24.5% of the votes), the badass baby iguana from Planet Earth II (24.5% of the votes) and Ding Dong foil (11%). Boston will go on to the illustrious Hot Slut of the Year showdown in January.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: @Ryan_Thomas02

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