Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

December 5, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s time to throw in your vote for the second to the last Hot Slut of the Month of 2016, and don’t worry, Russia isn’t going to rig this contest. (Although, if they’re in the mood to do that, can they please wait until the Hot Slut of the Year showdown in January and rig it so that Joan Collins somehow wins? Spa-see-buh!)

November’s HSOTM battle is between a master escape artist, a star-in-the-making, a precious American artifact and my kind of eye art. Like every month, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. I picked the dick. Duh. Your choices are:

The badass baby iguana who became the breakout star of Planet Earth’s II first episode when it escaped a group of Taylor Swift’s apprentices!

Boston, the Boxer who is the sole reason why the Mannequin Challenge will never be an Olympic sport. Officials know that nobody is worthy enough to compete against him and no trick will ever come close to doing it as good as him!

Ding Dong foil, the fancy foil wrapper that used to make unwrapping a Ding Dong an important event!

Dickliner, the cock-eyed makeup trend that is one of the only good things to cum out of 2016!

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced on Friday.


Pics: BBC, @Ryan_Thomas02Banal Leakage,  @darncoolguy

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