Open Post: Hosted By Josh Brolin Flashing His Bare Nalgas For Standing Rock

December 5, 2016 / Posted by:

It looks like Josh Brolin has replaced “whiskey-fueled bar fights with “getting ass naked on Instagram” as his favorite pastime. When the Instagram THOT-in-training isn’t farting up his new wife’s ass on Instagram, he’s farting up his own. And like any good aspiring Instagram THOT, Josh looks for any excuse to slap the eyes of his followers with his naked 48-year-old body. Case in point: Barbra Streisand’s stepson celebrated Standing Rock’s victory by taking his chonies off and recreating The Lion King poster, for some reason. Praise Josh Brolin’s savior ass cheeks for saving Saving Rock! It was actually really brave of Josh to do that, because some hawk could’ve mistook his peen for a snake in trauma and tried to snatch it up.

Josh Brolin dropped in this caption with the pic:

Celebrate Standing Rock. #protectthesacred #humbled #reallife

If Josh did this before the pipeline project was finally stopped, for now, I would’ve suspected that he was an evil secret agent working for the oil transportation companies. Because one look at a naked, current day Josh Brolin walking naked at Standing Rock would’ve made the Sioux throw up their hands and say, “Okay, okay, MERCY! We give up!

But what’s really offensive about that picture of Josh is that he didn’t give us a view of the front and add the caption: “My standing rock stands with Standing Rock!” Josh is probably saving that one for later.

Pic: Instagram

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