Night Crumbs
Tom Hardy lost a bet with Leonardo DiCaprio and now has to get “Leo knows everything” tattooed somewhere on his body. Dude should just get “Leo knows shit” tattooed on his asshole and call it good. But really, Tom Hardy shouldn’t feel so alone, because I’m sure Leonardo made every one of his past pieces get the same thing tattooed on her ass. It’s a contractual obligation – Lainey Gossip
While she’s at it, Pimp Mama Kris should also start negotiating Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chinet’s divorce special since they’re going to break up a month after the wedding – Reality Tea
Taylor Swift’s future contract boyfriends take note! OK! Magazine says that in Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s relationship contract, it states that he gets song approval – Celebitchy
Morena Baccarin looks a little different in the face here – Drunken Stepfather
YouTube hates man bulges – Towleroad
Julianne Hough’s nipples look like gold fabric tacks – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip
Oh shit, Baby Groot is totally going to win an Oscar now – The Superficial
I am into Maria Menounos’ Flashdance hair – Popoholic
FYI, Caleb from Big Brother 16 is one of those dudes who doesn’t clean up his messy ass room before taking a dick pic – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Get this pussy in a reboot of K2, STAT! – Hollywood Tuna
Madge shook her rubber ass cutlets for James Corden – Boy Culture
The second season of Westworld isn’t coming out until 2018. I hope we get HBO in the labor camps that most of us will be sent to – Just Jared
If the universe wanted to try to wrong this shit awful year, it would make Aretha Franklin a guest on Patti LaBelle’s cooking show – Jezebel
Things that make my gay heart make a frown face: Bette Midler and Barry Manilow haven’t talked in years – SOW
Lady Gaga has PTSD – Popsugar
Pic: UK Esquire