Marky Mark Wants You Rich Famous People To Stop Talking About Politics

December 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above working a sad recreation of Leif Garrett’s glorious ’70s mop, Marky Mark mouth farted about how a lot of rich celebrities are living in a gold bubble of privilege and have no idea how us regulars live. So because of that, they need to hit the “callarte la boca” switch when it comes to talking about politics. Marky, who is a rich celebrity, then went on to dribble out some political shit. But Marky can do that, because according to him, he still lives in the real world! Marky saying that he lives in the real world once again confirms that he’s still a citizen of FuckingDelusionalVille.

While promoting his Boston Marathon bombing movie Patriots Day in an interview with the veterans magazine Task & Purpose, our almost 9/11 savior was asked for his thoughts about all of the famous people who came out against the expired piece of salmon jerky during the election. Mark Mark thinks that they really shouldn’t have, and that they wasted their breaths anyway, since the commoners didn’t listen to their out-of-touch asses. And Marky wants us commoners to know that even though he exfoliates with crushed diamonds in his platinum tiled steam shower, he still feels our pain, because he was and is one of us one!

“A lot of celebrities did, do, and shouldn’t. You know, it just goes to show you that people aren’t listening to that anyway. They might buy your CD or watch your movie, but you don’t put food on their table. You don’t pay their bills. A lot of Hollywood is living in a bubble. They’re pretty out of touch with the common person, the everyday guy out there providing for their family. Me, I’m very aware of the real world. I come from the real world and I exist in the real world. And although I can navigate Hollywood and I love the business and the opportunities it’s afforded me, I also understand what it’s like not to have all that.”

It’s impressive that Marky Mark can see the plight of the common person while his head is shoved all the way up his own ass. Since Marky isn’t a regular celebrity (he’s a cool celebrity), he went on to talk about politics including how he doesn’t get any good vibrations over Jabba the Trump’s proposed Muslim ban. It’s only Monday and I’m already quoting Marky Mark song titles. This week is never going to end.

“I have a lot of Muslim friends who are really amazing people … So anything like [a proposed entry ban] is just completely absurd and unacceptable to me. I’m a devout Catholic. I have a lot of Jewish friends. I’ve got a lot of friends from all over the world. And I think a lot of good people have been mistreated for a long time and we need to fix that.”

“Bitch, try fixing the busted eye you blindedscreamed the Vietnamese man who a coked-up teen Mahky punched out in a hate attack.

Marky Mark is right about two things: 1. A lot of good people have been mistreated in this world (see: everyone who suffered from paying to see Daddy’s Home) and; 2. A lot of celebrities are out-of-touch. If you need a good example of that, just re-read the last few sentences of Marky Mark’s first quote. PAH!

Pic: Wenn.com

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