Open Post: Hosted By Madge’s Possibly New Ass

December 3, 2016 / Posted by:

Last night, Madonna put on a benefit performance for her Raising Malawi charity during Art Basel in Miami aka “When Celebrities Pretend They’re Art History Majors.” Ariana Grande, currently set to star on NBC as the most listless Penny Pingleton ever in Hairspray Live!, joined her on stage. During the show, Madge twerked her 58-year-old ass for the audience. I should probably go back and put a strikethrough through “58-year-old” because something looked suspiciously brand new about Madge’s buttcheeks. Well, maybe “bigger” would be the proper adjective to use here.

Uproxx put it like this:

“Madonna went and bought a fake ass….yuck. Sh*t jumped the shark. I can’t wait for this trend to be over.” a fan tweeted in response to Madonna’s twerking. If the “Like A Virgin” singer did get a butt job, one woman is demanding the geriatric pop star get a refund because of her butt having about the same wiggle factor as a brick. “Madonna ass didn’t jiggle once. She need a refund from whoever.”

I’ll have what that commentator’s having. You can judge for yourself below. Her ass’s circumference DOES look suspiciously augmented. More concerning, however, is that video of her and Ariana “performing.” It looks like the losing duo’s talent portion of the Grandmother/Granddaughter Beauty Pageant at Shady Pines.

Here’s Ariana wearing one of Madge’s costumes from her “Rebel Heart” tour last night. One sec… let me check something. Ok, no catty-ass Lindsay Lohan comments about her makeup. APPROVED.

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