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December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Speaking of Barbie

The city of Beverly Hills temporarily became the holy epicenter of organic elegance last night when Penthouse Barbie (on the right) posed with Real Doll Skipper (on the left) at an exclusive event. It’s actually a miracle that picture was able to be taken. Because any mere mortal would immediately pass out backwards as soon as they saw the MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE IN THE WORLD, Shauna Sand, touch the second MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE IN THE WORLD, Courtney Stodden. That picture must’ve been taken with an iPhone on a tripod that was cemented to the floor.

Not since Courtney Stodden and Phoebe Price cracked camera lenses with their piping hot glamorous poses has there been such an iconic pairing of sophistication, gorgeousness and gentility. The Porn Iguana posted this stunningly important work of art on Instagram, and I’m sure the Uffizi Museum in Florence is trying to contact her. Because I bet that they want to replace Botticelli’s Birth of Venus with this. Who need some lady standing in your grandma’s shell soap dish when you can have these non-biodegradable goddesses! The Porn Iguana and The Empress of Lucite are like the Barbi Twins as seen through the eyes of GOD!

I would tape that picture to the ceiling above my bed, but every morning, I’d have a heart attack from being exposed to that much all-natural beauty and I don’t think my dog can learn how to use a defibrillator.

And here’s the Porn Iguana delivering more raw demureness while posing with some of Marilyn Monroe’s old stuff at that event last night.

Pics: Splash, Instagram

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