This leg of the story arc has lasted long enough for Pimp Mama Kris, so it looks like Kourtney Kardashian has reunited with the father of her children, Scott Disick. Scott and the kids are always Kourtney’s plot (What else would she do? Work?) and the rumors of their reunion have been swirling around for awhile. These two are all about being together “for the kids” and last month they did a family beach trip together. E! confirms the news that these two yo-yos, who have been on and off for years, aren’t living together but they’re definitely back together again.
One insider tells us, “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.”
So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”
Well, I guess it’s better than the last D she was rumored to be humping on (girl is into the Xtreme Turd type I see).
Kourtney and Scott might have the class of a TGI Friday’s bathroom conception, but they clearly have something together (a check from Ryan Seacrest). Props to Kourt-Kourt for pressing pause on this whole mess until Scott took his paws off the young models and dried out a bit. And yes, I did just compliment a Kardashian on her life choices. I’ll see myself out.
My pick and upvote winner:
The anti-Christmas beaver who has already had it with the holidays and went wild at a Dollar General in Maryland!
Looking at that picture of a bitchy beaver screaming at a Santa Claus doll is like looking into a crystal ball for a lot of us, because in a quick minute, we’re going to meltdown in the middle of a Dollar General after hearing (insert the annoying Christmas song that raw fucks your nerves the worst) for the 10 billionth time. CBS News reports that on Monday, a wild beaver waddled into a Dollar General in Charlotte Hall, MD and went straight to the holiday section to declare war on Christmas!
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Orlando Bloom rubbed Katy Perry’s stomach at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball and that could mean one of two things. One, he put a Bloom baby up in there, or two, she had a giant fart bubble in her stomach and he was trying to rub it out. That’s some Whitney/Bobby type of love right there. – Lainey Gossip
Hide yo sugar tits, Hollywood, because it looks like Mad Mel has been welcomed back into the awards circuit – Celebitchy
Andy Cohen’s basement ass-looking Clubhouse is finally getting an upgrade – Reality Tea
Never mind that Lindsay Lohan has suddenly started realizing that something is going on with her face, trick is writing like she’s British now – Drunken Stepfather
Bella Hadid is as full of life, charisma and personality as ever – The Superficial
My new heroes are Mike Pence’s neighbors – Towleroad
Jennifer Lawrence is giving me modern pilgrim business woman – Popoholic
Rose McGowan’s nipples were also at that event where Debbie Harry brought the glamour as a new wave Lady Godiva – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip
Vintage Cindy Crawford showing the Bella Hadids how it’s done – Hollywood Tuna
I see that Andrew Garfield really wanted to see more “Are Spider-Man And Emma Stone Back Together?!” headlines – Pajiba
The creator of Full House used some of his Full House money to buy the actual Full House. I won’t be impressed until he buys the house next door and gives it to Kimmy Gibbler – SOW
The Duggars have been legally given the ok to ruin another life – Starcasm
Come over to my house, Loretta Lynn, and we’ll vape while singing Fist City together – Jezebel
Precious angel in a wig Dolly Parton has set up a fund to give $1,000 a month to every family who lost their house in the Tennessee fires – Just Jared
Ashton Kutcher is somebody’s father AGAIN – Popsugar
Amanda Seyfried announced just two days ago that she will be someone’s mom soon and the floodgates of baby-related updates seem to be open for business. Today Amanda told Refinery29 that the human growing inside her has given her the kinda-lame superpower of being able to smell electricity. How very Karen from Mean Girls.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Nope! I’ve never been pregnant but I know it can make your senses, along with your everything else, go nuttier than a Lohan. You may recall that yesterday’s baby announcement took place during the launch of a fragrance line for Givenchy. Apparently Amanda is also using her bloodhound schnoz to sniff out a million different ways to describe the scent of vanilla.
“It smells like a cake,” she said. “Only a really chic, fancy one.”
“There’s something comforting and cozy about [the smell of] something baking or something sugary,” she says. “That’s why I love those Yankee candles, [in] Buttercream Frosting or Angel Food Cake. I mean, who doesn’t put a vanilla-scented candle out in their kitchen? [Those scents] relate to the child in me, which will live on forever. That’s also probably the pregnancy talking; I’ll blame it on that.”
I hate most vanilla-scented things, even if they do smell like a very “chic, fancy” cake. I’m not transported to childhood baking projects so much as middle school bathrooms. That’s where I would touch up my lips with those frosted pink lip glops that were so popular in 2001. And yes, it was The Look.
Amanda took her BABY BUMP and her dog for a walk with her fiance through NYC yesterday. Pictures are in the gallery below.
Pics: Paramount, Splash