Night Crumbs

Ethan Hawke and Winona Ryder had a little Reality Bites reunion at the Gotham Awards and he looks like his brain is elsewhere. Either he’s really got to shit and is holding it in or he realized that Reality Bites came out over 20 years ago and he could feel the grey hairs sprout between his toes as the pepaw musk wafted off of his nuts. Me too, Ethan, me too…. – Lainey Gossip

Here’s Christina Ricci’s nipple knob, because why not? – Drunken Stepfather

As Brandi Glanville cackles into the night… – Reality Tea

The Fixer Upper couple’s church hates gays more than I hate shiplap – Celebitchy

What in Juicy Couture Security Guard HELL is RiRi wearing? – The Nip Slip

Bella Hadid once again proves that no trick does the Mannequin Challenge like she does. That’s what she’s doing, right? – The Superficial

Anthony Rapp is playing a gay fungus expert in a new Star Trek series – Towleroad

That one chick from Games of Thrones and Joe Jonas are still together – Popoholic

Julianne Moore and others went SANS FARDS for the Pirelli calendar – WWTDD

The xx’s new video has naked man nalgas in it – OMG Blog 

And yet, I’ve still talked to worse customer service reps at AT&T – Hollywood Tuna

Kyra Sedgwick and Matthew Broderick say that they dated in high school – SOW

I do have a fanfic wet dream fantasy of being the Monica Lewinsky to Prince Hot Ginge’s Bill Clinton…. – Jezebel

Jennifer Aniston is still shitting on the tabloids – Popsugar

Hilary Duff and that trainer are done doing each other full-time – Just Jared

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