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November 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Taco Bell’s Cheetos Quesadilla! 

The Philippines has taken another giant step in earning the title of the Gourmet Capital Of The Fucking Universe. Last year, they clogged arteries and made everyone dive for the Lipitor when their KFC shat out both the Double Down Dog and the Chizza. And this year, their Taco Bell has barfed out the Cheetos Quesadilla! Now every time you go to WebMD and bitch about chest pains, the first question that will pop up will be: Have you recently eaten at a fast food place in the Philippines? If you answer yes, the screen will flash, an alarm sound will scream through your speakers and you’ll be hit with this message: YOU ARE GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST (or you have full-body cancer, either or!)

Taco John’s of Wisconsin put out a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito a couple of years ago and Taco Bell in the U.S. tested a Cheetos Burrito this past summer. But the Taco Bell in the Philippines has decided to do what stoners have been doing for centuries: they stuffed Cheetos into a quesadilla. I didn’t know that Allison from The Breakfast Club is the head chef at Taco Bell in the Philippines!

Taco Bell is selling their Cheetos Quesadilla for a limited time, so if you’re a stoner in the Philippines, get it while you can before you have to go back to doing the hard ass task of stuffing Cheetos into a quesadilla yourself. This is what the Cheetos Quesadilla really looks like (it looks like what the Taco Bell bell would squirt out after Chester Cheetah bareback boned it).

That’s probably also what Brit Brit Spears’ cooch looks like when she has an orgasm, and yes, I want in my mouth!

Pic: Taco Bell Phillippines

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