Behold, Debbie Harry looking like the majestic High Priestess of Weaves that one hallucinates about after inhaling a giant cloud of weave glue fumes.
At the opening of Charliewood: An Exhibition Of Transgressive Movement in NYC last night, Debbie Harry wore enough weaves to cover the heads of most of the Real Housewives. Debbie looked like a fabulous weave creature that lives deep inside of Beyonce’s massive wig room. I bet that polyester hair from Debbie’s wig and jacket went everywhere and guests were pulling that shit out of their mouths like they just sucked on a pair of extra hairy balls. But I doubt that they cared, because that’s a tiny price to pay for being in the presence of Debbie and her hairy glamour.
And I’m sure all of us have asked the question, “What would the grown baby of Cousin Itt and Holly Golightly look like?” Now thanks to Debbie we know that the answer is: GORGEOUS!