Anthony Michael Hall Charged With Felony Battery

November 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Stare into the face of the abyss Anthony Michael Hall and try not to see your own worst fears staring back at you. A couple months ago AMH found himself in an altercation that turned physical. Since he’s the poster boy for Booze Bloated Gas Bags International, the former teen dream used his fists on a neighbor who had the gaul to say the words you must never, ever speak: Hey man, you left the gate open. Chilling. AMH couldn’t handle that kind of provocation so he started pushing people around and now he’s looking at a maaaaybe spending the better part of a decade behind bars, but probably not.

TMZ reports that AMH was charged with felony battery and if convicted, he could go to prison for up to 7 years.

The ‘Breakfast Club’ star allegedly broke the neighbor’s wrist and hurt his back during a confrontation 2 months ago outside their Playa del Rey condo that was caught on video … The L.A. County D.A. has just charged Hall with felony battery with serious bodily injury. There are special circumstances alleged, so the 4 year max sentence goes to 7.

Anthony is one of those mega-douches who only shows up in the news for some Mel Gibson-level meltdowns. It seems like even his shoves were over-the-top enough to cause this poor person a broken wrist and a hurt back from the fall. And he’s been accused of domestic violence several times already.

Honestly, it sounds like an extended time out is exactly what this gormless little goblin needs. Still, I’m getting a little nervous that you can get hit with 7 years for a rage shove. I’ve been known to get a little rowdy when the box wine is a-flowin’ (and it’s always flowin’ at my house, folks) so I’m gonna need some kind of reassurance that this is an exceptional situation. Maybe I’ll just have all my friends sign a waiver: I undertake a friendship with this messy idiot at my own risk. Simple.

If you need to see the action unfold and haven’t already, the original video of the attack is here:


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