Kim Kardashian Is Knursing Kanye West Back To Health….
Kanye West’s mental health situation is still in a bad way and it doesn’t look like he’s going to leave the hospital today. Kanye’s paranoia is reportedly so bad that he won’t really let doctors near him, but there was talk that he was going to be released from UCLA Medical Center today. But TMZ says that he’s still not stable enough and so he’s staying in the hospital indefinitely. But don’t worry about Kanye. Kim is taking care of him. And by that I mean, she’s whining out the words, “Honey, just one more,” in a high-pitched whore baby whisper while taking hospital bed selfies with him.
When Lamar Odom almost died from overdosing in a Nevada brothel, we were hit with story after story about how Khloe Kartrashian stuck by his side and was healing him with the power of her love. Well, it looks Khloe has handed her Florence Knightingale nurse hat over to Kim, because Kim is supposedly sticking by Kanye’s side and is healing him with the power of her love.
The Thanksgiving holiday weekend didn’t slow down Pimp Mama Kris’ PR team. These three headlines splattered onto the internet yesterday and today:
That last one is my favorite. The “Sponsored By Jimmy Dean” is a nice touch. Her hos constantly stuff themselves like sausages in Spanx and four-sizes too small dresses, so the Jimmy Dean sponsorship makes sense.
Basically, TMZ, People and UsWeekly are all saying that Knurse Kim has pretty much moved into the UCLA Medical Center with Kanye and has been nothing but devoted to him. People says that Kim is a Kanye whisperer and is his “rock.” But since she didn’t go on tour with him, he was lost without her and broke down. But now she’s spending nearly every second with him.
“Kim wouldn’t leave his side except to see the kids. She’s been at the hospital all the time. Kim has been keeping a very close watch on him and not letting people disturb him. All kinds of people have called and sent flowers, but she’s being very careful about not letting him get wound up and making sure he rests and recovers.”
Oh yes, I’m sure that Kim is doing everything she can to protect her husband and his privacy, and all of the 4,000 stories about his current condition are not being leaked by her pimp mom. Not at all. But the thing is, I don’t know why people are even bothering to call to check on how Kanye’s doing. All they have to do is go on TMZ to see the up-to-the-second status of Kanye’s health. I bet Kanye’s nurses don’t even look at his chart anymore. They just look on TMZ to see what’s going on.
And even though Kim is off of the ho stroll, she’s still making sure that our eyeballs don’t go one week without seeing her plastic James and the Giant Peach ass. A magazine called 032c butt burped out this shit, which looks like a picture of a stealthy Sasquatch getting ready to attack and eat two sleeping baby hippos.
Pic: Wenn.com