When we last left the never-ending boring vanilla saga that is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s separation, he was reportedly itching to officially put his man tits back on the market by divorcing her. Ben probably wanted to divorce Jennifer right away because his mid-life crisis isn’t fully complete until he quickie marries a 19-year-old Instagram model in Las Vegas. Jennifer was supposedly trying to push back their divorce plans and probably because she’s just not ready to do coffee runs in front of the paparazzi by herself just yet.
Yet another “Ben And Jen Reconcile!” headline was born this weekend when the two took their kids to church. They also got coffee together at their favorite place Farmshop in the Brentwood Country Mart this morning.
Something in Farmshop’s half & half ain’t clean about this…
I refuse to believe that there’s two rich and separated Hollywood types out there who have the ability to actually play nice for the sake of anything including their kids and images. Maybe Jennifer has been secretly getting revenge on that (alleged) nanny fucker by spiking his Farmshop coffee with breast enhancing vitamins. That would explain his luscious chichis. Yeah, I’ll go with that. And I bet that Farmshop hopes these two never ever get divorced. It seems like they get coffee there together every damn hour, so the second they divorce and go their separate ways, Farmshop will have to declare bankruptcy.