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November 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Dickliner!

I don’t think I’ve ever used the annoying and overused phrase “goals” at all, because believe it or not, I’m not a 16-year-old girl who’s addicted to Instagram. (Okay, I may have said “power bottom goals” out loud while watching a porn starring a pass-around-bottom and a bunch of tops.) But I am going to spit out the phrase *~makeup goals~* over this gorgeous dickliner game.

Buzzfeed says that a 19-year-old makeup artiste named Asia decided to joke about all of the extreme eye makeup looks that have been passed around on Twitter by creating a truly stunning work of peen art around her eyes. Asia instantly replaced Donna Mills as my favorite beauty artiste when she used eyeliner to draw a veiny, cut dick and some hairy balls around her eyes. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybepeen!

After Asia debuted the makeup look of the decade on Twitter, others went with the new trend and decorated their eyes with gorgeous cockeyed creations:

And this artist paired a stunningly exquisite cholita brow with a skinny dick shaft attached to a pink mushroom head shooting out glitter jizz.

So if you’ve been looking for an elegant and timeless eye look for this holiday season, you’ve found it. Dickliner is the perfect thing to wear to family gatherings, holiday parties and church! Although, if you’re one of my friends and wear dickliner around me, expect me to try to lick your eye.

Pic: @asialbx

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