Happy Thanksgiving From Chicken Turkey Cutlets!

November 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Because all of us at Dlisted (even our Canadian producer of foolery Allison) are spending the rest of today getting all-the-way boozed up on jug wine, vodka, gin, whiskey, tequila, Lysol toilet cleaner, Purell and any other kind of soul-numbing liquid that gets us through the holiday, we’re taking Thanksgiving off. Besides, we need all of our energy for when we have to grab a knife and rip a drumstick off of a turkey to battle our relatives when the wonderful topic of politics comes up. We’ll fight to the death, or until abuelita shuts everyone’s yelling holes up by reaching for her chancleta.

So for now I leave you with these festive and demure portraits of who the creators of the camera are most thankful for (because she’s been keeping them in business for years). Phoebe Price is showing you the correct way to eat pie. Eat it like you’re eating a dick.

Happy Skanksgiving, everyone!

Pics: Splash

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