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November 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Banana Frosted Flakes!

Oh, the easier times of the 1980s when moms didn’t have to strain their hands and fingers by  doing the extremely strenuous act of peeling and slicing bananas to put in bowls of Frosted Flakes. Back in the early 80s, all they had to do was go down to the store and get a box of Banana Frosted Flakes.

Banana Frosted Flakes came out in 1981 and they were basically just banana-flavored Frosted Flakes covered with bits of dried bananas. It was as if Tony the Tiger gorged himself on lab-created bananas, threw up all over Frosted Flakes and then let that shit dry out. It looked like flakes made out of Miss Chiquita Banana’s yeast infection.

Surprisingly, Banana Frosted Flakes didn’t take mouths by storm and went away sometime in 1984. So parents had to go back to exerting their hands while slicing bananas.

And Banana Frosted Flakes may have been a bigger hit if Kellogg’s let us know that one of its secret ingredients was LSD. I mean, that boy in the straw hat who’s talking to a giant cartoon tiger is obviously on some real shit.

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