Last night, sometimes-actor/singer Corey Feldman made good on his previous threat to marry his 27-year-old girlfriend and band-mate, Courtney Anne. Courtney is Canadian and Corey believes that in Trump’s America, his now-wife would stand to be deported. But instead of running to the courthouse, they hauled ass to Las Vegas for a quickie Vegas wedding with a dress, vows, vegan wedding cake, and an ice luge (I assume).
Corey gave an exclusive interview (with photos) to TooFab:
The couple was surrounded by family and close friends at the secret, intimate event. The newlyweds wrote their own personal wedding vows for the ceremony, vows one attendee told us were “so honest and loving it brought tears to my eyes, and many of the other guests as well.”
I’m sorry, did someone say “secret” wedding? Courtney better think twice about giving Corey her Twitter password because in this case “secret” means “announced to the press a week ago.” I will say that Vegas was an appropriate choice for these two. They went Vegas as hell with both their combined bachelor/bachelorette party and the wedding itself.
Corey and his 27-year-old bride said “I do” inside Fizz Lounge Las Vegas at Caesars Palace, after celebrating their joint bachelor/bachelorette party at Paris Las Vegas’ Chateau Nightclub over the weekend. Courtney looked gorgeous in a Shail K. wedding dress with gold embroidery that showed off her tight stomach thanks to a sheer panel over her tummy. The groom wore a Pierce Ross tux.
As you can clearly see, true elegance is a sheer tummy panel.
Maybe Corey is doing some sneaky reverse psychology on The Donald. See, when I read that he wanted to marry his Canadian wife because of immigration, I naturally assumed he was bucking for that good, good Canadian green card. But he says that it’s the opposite! He wants his hot young bride to stay in the States with him. Which makes me wonder if Corey is even allowed in Canada? And if he’s so nervous about the dude’s policies, why did he choose the exact Trump color palette (ie. white, gold, & blondes) for his wedding? Paging Detective LaToya!
If those 3 blurry-ass exclusive photos have gotten your sense of good taste all tingly, do not despair; there will be more to come! Corey is still planning on having a second wedding for the media. Because seriously you guys, this is just for immigration purposes. It has nothing to do with the current, renewed, and possibly fleeting interest in The Feld-Man.