Afternoon Crumbs

November 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Mariah Carey talked about her ex-fiancé James Packer and the wedding extravaganza that never happened on Ellen today (she’s “doing well“, by the way) and she came out in a red silk robe and diamonds. It looks like Victoria’s Secret will have to cancel their fashion show next week since Mimi just single-handedly filled television’s yearly quota for holiday-themed lingerie sexiness – Lainey Gossip

Legend has it that this is the same look you’ll see if you square off with Britney Spears over the last bag of Cheetos at the Mobil Mart – The Superficial

Anna Faris is so happy that her former poochie Pete has been found and is “deeply sorry” she gave him away. That’s great and all, but Pete doesn’t speak human, so I hope her apology to Pete came in the form of a giant basket of Snausages – Celebitchy

Another one of the Mob Wives is about to become a Mob Granny – Reality Tea

Kim Kardashian is apparently the more stable one in her marriage. Well, duh! With such a low and large center of gravity, how could she not be? – IDLYITW

Even Elle Fanning can’t escape the choker trend – Hollywood Tuna

I, too, am thankful for Everybody Wants Some! and all those baseball-playing hunks in ass-hugging sports shorts  – Pajiba

Prepare to be shocked: Kylie Jenner is in a sheer bra again – Drunken Stepfather

Canadian tennis player thirst trap alert! – Popoholic

Uruguayan soccer player penis alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Okay, but I think we’d all love to see John Waters doing the Electric Slide, right? – Jezebel

In case you’re new to Earth, here’s what Emily Ratajkowski looks like without a top on – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

I’ll take 12, one for each month – Boy Culture

Olympic gymnast Laurie Hernandez won Dancing with the StarsJust Jared

Liam Hemsworth finally gave Miley Cyrus the candy raver rainbow ring of her dreams – HuffPo

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