Night Crumbs

Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard both looked really stiff at the London premiere of Allied. Either they’re still feeling awkward about their sex scene, or Brad and Marion are attempting the most boring version of the mannequin challenge ever – Lainey Gossip

Kendal Jenner might have gotten the Kim/Khloe/Kylie special during her Instagram break – Celebitchy

It sounds like Bethenny Frankel and her new man are a match made in messy Jason Hoppy-hating heaven – Reality Tea

I’m convinced that Derek Hough is actually a come-to-life Ken doll, and the trailer for Hairspray Live! only helps my theory – Towleroad

One of Leo DiCaprio’s many former model pieces went classy-topless for Maxim – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Shannon admits he did what many did while watching Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (he fell asleep) – IDLYITW

I’d like to know why Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny was left off this list – Pajiba

Mila Kunis pregnancy update: still very pregnant – The Superficial

Bella Thorne attention update: still finding ways to get attention – Drunken Stepfather

I know this will be hard to believe, but Hilary Duff is still getting her picture taken while walking to her car – Popoholic

James Corden will host the Grammys in February, or as he calls it, Carpool Karaoke with Trophies – Jezebel

“Very uncool” replied the Friends theme song – Popsugar

Here’s Nick Jonas flexing for his life on the cover of Men’s Fitness while looking a little constipated in the face – Boy Culture

Shannen Doherty just made that Heathers reboot for TV Land about 10000x better – OMG Blog

“Hello, Maury?” said God when he saw Justin Bieber’s latest tattoo – Just Jared

Tila Tequila has been suspended from Twitter for being Tila Tequila – HuffPo

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