I know, whoever misspelled #DevilBall2016 as #AngelBall2016 is going to get it.
Kanye West is reportedly still at UCLA Medical Center where he’s under observation after he allegedly cracked for real and ended up being shuffled off by paramedics while handcuffed to a gurney. Kanye was apparently at the gym working out with his trainer and his personal doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam, went there to check on the case of the tireds he’s been suffering from. TMZ says that Dr. Farzam told authorities that his patient (he used the alias “Jim Jones” for Kanye) had temporary psychosis caused by sleep deprivation and dehydration and needed help. Dr. Farzam also claimed that Kanye tried to attack a gym employee.
Dr. Farzam said that he put Kanye on a 5150 hold, but it’s not known if he actually did. Paramedics handcuffed Kanye to a gurney because that’s regular procedure when someone is 5150’d. TMZ is saying that Kanye is under a “psychiatric evaluation,” but People is saying that he’s in the hospital for “sleep deprivation” and is fine. And some of us are shouting that he’s being treated for the Kardashian Kurse and needs a priest to bust an exorcism on his ass.
At the time of Kanye’s reported breakdown, Kim Kartrashian was in NYC for the Angel Ball, which honors philanthropists who have made contributions to cancer research. Kim’s late father Robert Kardashian was honored at the gala. Kim skipped the event and jumped on a jet back to L.A. Pimp Mama Kris, Khlozilla and The Slow One did go to the event, but The Daily Mail claims that the head witch of the koven was pissed that Kanye had the audacity to snatch the spotlight from her.
A source says that they just so happened to be in the bathroom with PMK when she bitch and moaned about how Kanye ruined her night.
“Kris was in the room for the speeches but was in the lobby for most of the rest of the event. ‘I overheard her in the ladies’ toilets on the phone saying “Great, another thing, another thing ruined for us. This was supposed to be a nice evening for us and everything is ruined because of Kanye.”‘
This story is pretty far-fetched and not because I think PMK is above shitting on someone who may be going through a mental meltdown close to the 9th anniversary of his mom’s death. PMK would probably kick a kitten if it took attention away from one of her hos. The story about Kanye’s current mental health situation is getting a lot of attention, which is giving her hos a lot of attention. So I don’t think she’d say that. PMK may be a heartless and soulless fame whore who loves the spotlight as much as her daughters do, but before that, she’s a heartless and soulless business mogul. Give PMK some kredit!
Here’s PMK with her boy toy Corey Gamble, as well as pictures of Khlozilla looking like a Vegas Predator and The Slow One looking like a Payless Kim Kartrashian impersonator.