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November 21, 2016 / Posted by:

Miss Party Surprise!

I always thought that Miss Party Surprise, which sounds like the name of a drag queen who has a side gig of selling drugs at parties, came out of the glorious pastel-colored vagine of the 1980s. But  Ghost of the Doll says that Miss Party Surprise didn’t come out until 1999. That bit of info was a shock to my brain, because I could’ve sworn that Miss Party Surprise is something that I wanted for my birthday or Christmas. (“It was, you were just grown already.” – my mom)

Miss Party Surprise was a doll who wore a hard quinceanera-like ball gown that opened up to reveal a playset complete with props! Miss Party Surprise had a party under her skirt (and that sounded a tinge Subway Jared-ish since Miss Party Surprise was supposed to be a kid). Each Miss Party Surprise had a different “party scene” hid in her skirt. There was Miss Beach Party, Miss Ice Cream Party, Miss Bowling Party, Miss Baby Party, Miss Pet Party and on and on. This is what the inside of Miss Baby Party looked like and yes, she had a baby hiding up in her skirt. Every single Duggar daughter who was around in 1999 probably got this for Christmas with the note: “This is your future, study her!

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And here’s the commercial for Miss Pet Party who had animals hiding in her skirt. Miss Party Surprise was every TSA agent’s worst nightmare.

Miss Party Surprise was only around for 3 years and never really became a huge hit. I’m going to blame that on Miss Party Surprise being born in the wrong time. If she came out in the 80s, she probably would’ve sold out everywhere! Because kids of the 80s would’ve loved her thanks to being high on the serious drug known as…the 80s.

Pics: Ghost of the Doll

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