19-year-old Kylie Jenner celebrated the born day of her 27-year-old boyfriend, Tyga, by posting two Instagram pics of them hanging out. And by “them hanging out,” I mean her bare breasts. On Tyga’s face. Klassy! Hey, it’s less expensive for Kylie’s mom, witchmaster general Kris Jenner. If Kris were going to follow previous Kylie/Tyga birthday protocols, she would have to buy his ass a car which he’s only going to sell later to afford to buy Kylie a car on her NEXT birthday which will end up being repo-ed and then the circle would begin anew because these are some ridiculous-ass people who have no respect for money, automobiles or our patience.
My other take on these pics is my concern for Tyga’s well-being. Those are some high-grade plastic inserts with very little permeable or porous material encasing them. Did either of them think about Tyga being able to breathe? She could have ended up cutting off the oxygen flow to his brain! And coming up out of her artificially-enhanced cleavage too fast could have given him the bends and/or brain damage! Although, judging by how he handles his finances and career choices, how would you tell?