And his latest delusional “LOOK AT ME!” wave is juuuust about cresting with this one. The NY Daily News reports that Kanye West briefly brought his Saint Pablo tour to Sacramento, CA last night. I type “briefly,” because he exited stage crazy after performing only three songs (repeating one – so actually two songs) and then stopping to go after Beyonce, as well as Jay Z. Oh, and before that, he brought out Kid Cudi to hug and to assist on those two songs. So his not-trying ass didn’t even perform his two-song concert on his own!
He also sneered at radio programmers and repeated his support of Trump. And that was all, folks!
“Get ready to have a field day, press, because the show’s over,” the Yeezy star said, dropping the hot microphone at the Golden 1 Center.
Hopefully he has his epinephrine pen on him, because there’s about to be some bee stings from the hive. Yeezus decided to stop the show to (among many, many, MANY other things) accuse Queen Bey of rigging MTV’s 2016 Video Music Awards against him. He’s claiming that she told MTV that she wouldn’t perform that three hour medley unless they gave “Formation” the video of the year award over Drake’s “Hotline Bling” and his truly disturbing “Famous.” Can I pause for a second and ask why the VMAs are so important to this trick? Are they really that crucial to an established artist’s continuing success? MTV doesn’t even play videos anymore! There’s usually some show about pregnant teenagers continuing to choose badly on!
“Beyoncé, I was hurt,” West began, before pausing to lambast a fan for flinging something onto his floating stage.
“I heard that you said you wouldn’t perform unless you won Video of the Year over me and ‘Hotline Bling,’ ” he continued.
Kankye revealed that MTV had told him ahead of time that he wasn’t winning the award so he wouldn’t “run on stage.” He also had a request for the husband.
He encouraged Jay Z to call him and talk to him “like a man.”
“I know you got killers. Please don’t send them at my head,” West said.
Honestly, I don’t think it’s Mr. Carter that he needs to worry about. What’s probably coming at his head is a whole mess of apian-related emojis (or worse). And hopefully an Eli Lilly salesperson to approach him directly with some pharmaceutical options for his obvious mood disorder and severe addiction to attention.
If you feel like being yelled at by a maniac, watch Kanye’s 10-minute long (NSFW) “FEELINGS MATTER, BRUH!” rant below. You could also choose to do something constructive like comb out your pubic bush to achieve a fluffy voluminosity. I trust you’ll make the right choice.