Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Blake Harrington, who should be HSOTD for the simple fact that if you switched out the H in his last name for a C, he’d be BLAKE CARRINGTON. But he’s HSOTD for the simple fact that he made the most of a giant foam attack in the streets of Santa Clara, CA by riding through it.

Yesterday, a street in Santa Clara turned into a scene straight out of Dlisted’s headquarters after a new Prince Hot Ginge shirtless picture comes out (or a scene straight out of a mom’s basement after a new Marvel trailer is released. Or like a scene straight out of the dark part of the woods when Khloe Kartrashian spots a family of wild warthogs and foams from every orifice. You get the picture.) ABC 7 News reports that late yesterday morning, a fire suppression system in a hangar at San Jose International Airport malfunctioned and it caused foam to spill out onto a street. That one street became an Ibiza foam party minus the ear-pounding EDM and drugs.

The blob of foam took over and covered cars and blocked some businesses from doing business. The foam turned out to be stuff that is used to put out fires and it’s made to coat the surface of liquid crap like gasoline. If it touches human skin, it can irritate it a bit, but Evel Knievel Blake didn’t care and when one officer suggested that he should ride through it, he went for it. Life is way too short to worry about shit like foam eating through your skin and tissue and you coming out as a skeleton on a bike!

When Blake finished riding through the land of foam, he came out looking like he just so happened to be in the middle of a mom’s book club meeting as they discussed Fifty Shades of Grey. Blake told Fox10 that someone had to do it!

If this foam-loving hero is single and on Tinder, he should put that picture in his profile, because it shows that he’s not afraid of getting covered with foamy stuff. That’s a serious selling point.

Pic: @AnnRubinKTVU

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