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November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Lainey has a blind item about a single dude who likes to bust a nut on his piece’s chichis and also doesn’t mind sending her a picture of his giant, veiny dick. Since it’s huge, he doesn’t really care if the picture gets out, but no chick has leaked it yet and possibly because he’s shit in bed. My guess is either John Mayer, Jon Hamm or Jared Leto? If it’s John Mayer, then I’m guessing that chicks don’t want to leak the pic, because if the CDC finds out that they fucked him, they’ll be immediately quarantined! – Lainey Gossip 

Gigi Hadid’s ass is on the cover of W KoreaDrunken Stepfather

I haven’t seen The Real O’Neals, but based on the Parents Television Council’s description, it’s my kind of show – Towleroad

The election may be over, but the messy ginger feud between Debra Messing and Susan Sarandon lives on – Celebitchy

Sheree Whitfield claims that Chateau Thelma is finally done. So start the countdown to when it gets foreclosed upon! – Reality Tea

Oops, Chateau Thelma may not be all that done after all – Starcasm

Stephen Hawking thinks that earth will survive another 1,000 years of humanity slowly destroying it – The Superficial

“Puuuuush her” is what at least one person said to themselves as JLo did a photo shoot on a diving board – Popoholic

In case you haven’t seen David Blaine barf up Kermit the Frog’s second cousins, here you go – OMG Blog

Here’s a ranking of every Thundercats action figure. And it’s perfectly normal to mutter, “Number one better be Cheetara,” to yourself while scrolling – Blastr

Ryan Murphy just found the story he’ll use for season four of American Crime StoryBoy Culture

Please, they rehearsed this for hours, but I won’t complain, because TV definitely needs more dick – SOW

If you look out your window, you’ll see that it’s raining jizz and that’s from every nerd’s dick exploding over the news that Emilia Clarke is going to be in a Star Wars movie – Just Jared

Iggy Azalea wore an arm bra in GQ AustraliaHollywood Tuna

“Brah, let’s not touch nips, cause that’s homo” – Marky Mark in that picture – Popsugar

Pic: Splash

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