Narcissistic Bags Of Delusion Gotta Stick Together, I Guess

November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

2005: “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” – Kanye West

2016: “Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.” – 2005 Kanye about 2016 Kanye

Back in the simpler times of 2015 when some of us were still innocent and naive and didn’t think that a dried-up butt plug dingle could actually become our overlord, Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian took a selfie with Hillary Clinton at a fundraiser given by Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun. But while Kim continued to burp up her support for HRC and Black Lives Matter, Kanye has gone the opposite way. Kanye sharted up a post-election endorsement for Donald Trump and told black people to stop focusing on racism in this country. Hmm… Could it have something to do with the fact that headlines like, “Kanye Shits On Trump And Supports BLM,” wouldn’t get nearly as much attention as headlines like, “Kanye Loves Trump And Wants Black People To Stop Crying About Racism”? No, I’m sure it doesn’t. Kanye is sooooo not a living and breathing clickbait headline who spews out shit just to get his name trending on Twitter. Never!

Kanye’s Saint Pablo tour stopped in San Jose, CA last night, and he tried everyone’s nerves when he started late and repeatedly cut songs short to mouth shit out a rant. Kanye does that a lot (see: Kanye stopping his show to break up with Jay-Z), but he really broke the nerves of people in the audience last night when he stopped his show completely to barf up words of praise for Trump. Throughout the never-ending election, Kanye never really pushed Scott Baio aside to jack off Trump, but he decided to do it last night. Kanye announced that he didn’t vote, but he if he did, he would’ve voted for Trump and that led to a big chunk of the audience hitting him with their boos. via Jezebel

Kanye really wants us to believe that if he did vote, he wouldn’t have written in Kanye/Kanye (yes, Kanye’s greatness is so powerful that he can do both jobs at the same time)? Please.

Twitter user @RaptorJesuss, who was there last night, live-tweeted throughout the show and it seems like Kanye’s on-and-off again sermon about politics was straight from the Church of Nonsensicalness, as usual. Kanye said that he loves Trump’s anti-PC ways, is a fan of his debate style and thinks that he has “inspired” the racists to show themselves to us. (Yup, and according to some, Trump is putting one of them in his cabinet.) Kanye claims that Scooter Braun told him not to come out as a Trump tramp during the election. Kanye also went on about how neither Trump or HRC are going to fix racism and that black people should stop focusing on it because we already live in a racist country. Kanye is also quoted as saying that Trump needs to build the wall and get “all of them” out, but his rep tells Gossip Cop that he never said that.

Kanye also continued to threaten the country by once again promising that he’s going to run for POTUS in 2020.

I bet things are really awkward in the lair of the koven right now. As Pimp Mama Kris squirts out a thick geyser of excitement over all of the attention her family is getting, Kim’s Botox-filled tear ducts are probably struggling to produce actual tears as she is overcome with the sads. Kim probably knows that she’s already listed in Beyonce’s phone as, “It’s That Trash, Don’t Pick Up,” but because of this, Beyonce is going to completely block her. Oh, Kuntye!


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