JLo’s Homewrecking Lips Destroyed Skeletor’s Latest Marriage (Not Really)

November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Last night, Jennifer Lopez decided that she wanted to feel the cold and chilling touch of Skeletor’s lips again and so they kissed onstage at the Latin Grammy Awards. And today we find out that Marc Anthony’s marriage to his third wife Shannon De Lima is sinking to the bottom of the moat around Castle Grayskull after only 2 years of being married. JLo’s chocha reportedly doesn’t have anything to do with this break-up, but if it did, homewreckers would proclaim her their new Jedi homewrecking master for fucking up the marriage that came before and after hers. That takes skill!

E! News says that 48-year-old Marc and 28-year-old Shannon ended things recently and neither one of them has filed for divorce yet. Shannon first got on Skeletor’s dick bone in 2012, five months after he and JLo went their separate ways. They broke up in early 2013, but he must’ve decided that he wasn’t done sucking the youth out of her and she must’ve missed him muttering about taking He-Man down while sexing her, because they got back together in late 2014. They got married that year in the Dominican Republic.

Marc and Shannon never made any kids together. “Pheeeeew,” said Marc’s accountants.

Shannon wasn’t at the Latin Grammys last night and the last time they were seen together was in August. JLo’s manager Benny Medina is trying to stomp out the rumors before they spring up. Benny told TMZ that JLo and Marc are not back together.

Marc and Dayanara Torres got divorced in 2004 and he married JLo that same year. JLo and Marc got divorced in 2014 and he married Shannon that same year. Since it seems like Marc doesn’t divorce a trick until he’s got a new one lined up, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already romancing future wife #4. And tonight when he finishes sucking his liquid dinner out of his new piece’s veins, he’ll ask her to marry him and she’ll say yes right before she faints from weakness. Romance.

Pic: Wenn.com

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