Britney Spears And Tinashe Get Into Some Lesbian-Ish Action In The “Slumber Party” Video

November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

The raw emotion that Brit Brit Spears is giving off in that screen shot… The director, Colin Tilley, must’ve told her to pretend that Tinashe was a giant Frapp with extra whip and chocolate sprankles. And as Brit did that, Tinashe thought to herself, “Please, God, don’t let this woman front fart on me… again.”

Team Brit Brit released the video for the remix of Slumber Party last night, and it’s the first video in a long ass time where she doesn’t totally look like she would rather be eating a plate of Velveeta-less steamed vegetables and isn’t thinkings about whether or not she should have Old Country Buffet or Long John Silver’s for lunch. Brit Brit actually looks somewhat into it and that may or may not have something to do with Daddy Spears spraying Burger King cologne all over Tinashe.

If ABC Family, sorry, Freeform, did a G-rated remake of Eyes Wide Shut and got their costumes from the Limited Too’s archives closet and hired the lighting designer from Scream Queens, it would look like this. It’s also got touches of Madge’s Express Yourself video and Brit’s own video for My Prerogative. You know, I always figured Brit Brit for a bottom, but they threw a plot twist at us by making her a top lesbian mama

Never mind that Brit’s mouth area looks like The Joker after getting shot up with bad novocaine, the weirdest part of the video is when she licks on a puddle of leche in front of Beefy Zayn.


They must’ve spent 99% of the budget on special effects. I’m guessing that they CGI’d a puddle of plain milk over a puddle of chocolate milk. Either that, or they cut the part where Brit vommed on Beefy Zane after realizing that milk ain’t got no Nesquik in it.

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