Open Post: Hosted By A Pantless Babs On W Magazine

November 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Apologies to those of you sucio furries who saw that headline and grabbed the Vaseline because you thought I was going to give you pictures of a grown and pantless Babs Bunny.

W Magazine gave easy listening queens an early holiday gift today when they released the cover for their December issue starring Barbra Streisand in nothing but a men’s shirt, a tie, half of a blazer, L’Eggs and pumps. Barbra’s legs are like Photoshopped buttah in pantyhose. I bet that seeing Barbra Streisand in a men’s shirt and tie is giving her #1 fan John Travolta the weirdest leaky boner ever.

Barbra also did an interview and she said this about whether or not she graciously graces her shower with her cholesterol-raising angelic voice.

Do you sing in the shower?
No. I don’t sing around the house or anywhere. I never sing unless it’s for a purpose, like fundraising or making a record.

In other words, when Barbra opens up her mouth and releases solid gold musical notes, either she’s getting a check or a charity’s getting a check out of it. If Barbra ever slipped up and sang around the house when her man James Brolin happened to be there, she’d probably hand him an invoice and the total due on it would be $25 million and one of his good kidneys. That’s the going rate for a private Streisand concert, right?

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