Let me look at those pics again… Okay, Ginuwine just has to widen his hands about 1 or 1.5 inches and that would be right.
Grocery stores reported a 1000% increase in the sales of foot-long salami sausages last night and that probably had everything to do with Ginuwine’s dick making the rounds on Twitter and beyond. Someone leaked pictures of Ginuwine’s peen, which made Twitter simultaneously say, “Pony?! More like Clydesdale who’ll leave you bow-legged and needing an ice pack.”
Funky Dineva says that Ginuwine’s dick pics got out there after he slid them into some chick’s DMs. I’m surprised they fit. I’m shocked that the chick didn’t get an error message that read, “Insufficient storage, needs more lube.” There’s no face on the pics, so that peen could’ve belonged to anyone, but Ginuwine tweeted last night that it’s all him and he doesn’t care.
Everybody keep talking about pics and all SO WHAT!!! We all trust people at times that we shouldn't won't say names as of now!!! Stay tuned
— ELGIN (@Ginuwine) November 17, 2016
All of you fellow peen-obsessed whores have probably already seen the pics and can draw them from memory, but if you haven’t and want to, (NSFW, duh) here you go. Be careful when clicking that link, because those big dick pics will slap you in the eye and you may end up with a black eye. Giddy yup!
And what does Ginuwine mean by “stay tuned“? Does he mean that he’s going to release peen pics with better lighting and taken with a wide lens camera next to a thick wood post for comparison purposes? I’m staying tuned.